the key is in the ignition...

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:28:08 GMT

i have a journal? i forgot.! umm it's hot i am melting i think my brain is on fire. i wanted to stay at the pet store. it was so cold in there i was almost alive again. swimming time i hope yes oh yes yes i need water

channel skating.

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 13:14:07 GMT

the telephone lines in my ears won't stop transferring. i think it has something to do with kcra and the 5 day weather forecast, i'm almost sure of it, and what do we have here a bad western maybe? and some after hour hip hop lighter dancing music. how many people in the club got they lightaz on, whut whut changing channel, the wiggles, penguins do not like apples, and they are hard to get along with, where a pig and a penguin can compromise, a lesson well learned, alright i'm going to order me up a dremel xpr multi saw or whatever the crap this is and go to bed, why settle when you can have attachments? the convenience is breathtaking! i can't control my thoughts i have so much free time because my dremel rotary device is making my day so much easier.. i am gone!

perfect circle cuts

drive to survive

and always hold your pipe in the upright position.

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 03:21:15 GMT

ok so my nose shut off last night, and it continues to be closed today, i love the valley and allergies.. so much that i could never say that out loud, i am free of relay and deafies, damn good feeling, after all the crap they put me through, one person in particular with her twitchy red eyes and her henchMANERGONAZILADY, i wouldn't recommend that job to anyone for over 5-6 months, brainwash anyone? the not being there is very different and my mind isn't used to it yet, i've been let off my leash and where do i go.. the baudot tone nightmares, they have disappeared, i'm pulling off zombie status very well right now yet i still feel like complaining about relay, but i'll do it in another post, who has the time anyway, and what is the point, make sure you dot your eyes and cross your t's kids because the big spell checker in the sky is coming for us all and you don't want to be sitting there with bad grammer.. i'm going to go now until i speak again my mouth will be closed...

the thrill of your life time is approaching!@

Wed, 25 May 2005 05:06:54 GMT

try anything i say, it usually works out and if not the benefits are amazing afterwards, don't ask don't tell i don't know how to spell, oh no me go so l.a.t.e.r.. dot dot do.t
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no dizzy sensations so you can opera-te machinery safely!
DO YOU HAST?

ARE YOU AVAILABLE?

DO YOU HAVE A NUMBER TO DIAL! HUH HUH HUH HUH!@#

Wed, 18 May 2005 23:21:11 GMT

the tanner twister the ultimate in baseball technology

Wed, 18 May 2005 23:17:52 GMT

i some how believe that full house depending on which episode is the result of how my day will turn out, and john stamos crying is never a pleasant thing..

mad tastiness!

Sun, 01 May 2005 10:08:04 GMT

sandwich recipe: three piece bread, mayo all three slices, as much as you want, bacon all over up inside this mofo, 6 slice turkey, one piece cheese, you'll love it if you just accept it..

Sun, 01 May 2005 09:21:32 GMT

exist at all, neither proposition is true, but even if the subject
phosphorus-box, when he wanted to look for anything on the board,
I passed that off, and brought Mr. Dick on the carpet.

this mr. dick fellow is an advertising prick in my eyes.. what is a phosphorus box and how many of them do i need exactly?

Sun, 01 May 2005 09:17:33 GMT

respond to my query and i'll access your server

Sun, 01 May 2005 09:16:48 GMT

what the gaf did i just say i don't even understand myself maybe you can tell me what i've consumed in the last four hours

A: big big can of beer
B: circus animal crackers
C: pennies
D: i am just way too complex to ever figure out so i will choose D

Sun, 01 May 2005 09:13:11 GMT

if you don't have mojo nixon then your store could use some fixin!!@## i think if a store didn't have cashiers i wouldn't go in, depending on what was inside the store..

Sun, 01 May 2005 09:09:55 GMT

we need to form a plan! SOMEONE GIVE ME A PLAN AND I WILL FOLLOW IT UPON OBSERVING..

mark my words

Sun, 01 May 2005 09:05:00 GMT

juice cocktail baby what do you think about them watermelons.. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STUPID BUTTON THAT ALLOWS ME TO LEAVE KNOWLEDGE ON MY JOURNAL!@#@ anger = caps and caps mean shouting apparently but not in my world, you crossed a boundary that you must deal with whatever comes up on the screen MY WORLD!@# THANSK WE'LL DO THAT! apparently i found the button if you were wondering...

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 11:07:46 GMT

chelsea keeps barking in her sleep

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 10:56:54 GMT

my brain is processing at .5kbps! and i haven't been defragged in a while.

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:04:56 GMT

that's all i gotta say also yo homes bel air !

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:04:19 GMT

i hope i haven't eaten too much that would not be cool

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:51:34 GMT

the screw of illusion do you have a driver?

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:48:21 GMT

all you want is a scape goat goat goat goat goat

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 14:15:44 GMT

crazay i'm still up! ALL NIGHTER!

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 10:25:30 GMT

Hi I'm Julie. Today was a such a sad, sad day for me. I was in school today, and what happed was I did not get in, in to the cheerleader squad. Its such a shame, but I am trying hard to get over this feeling. Next semester I can try out again no biggie. My girl friends were so supportive, they are actually at my place, came by for few hours to talk girl stuff and drink some cold liquor. If you want to join us, come see us on my privet cam. The best thing about it, its free. Mwaa, who knows we might even get together some time ;D. Byeee.

DOES IT EVER END!!!

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 07:21:19 GMT

Totally costless and there are millions of people on the site with tens of thousands added daily ;)

i can't take all this social interaction!@#

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 07:23:36 GMT

sup, i just spilleded trail mix all over the ground then i threw it outside so the birds could have breakfast, why is this important to know? who knows?

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 13:45:57 GMT

dear journal
i lost whatever i was going to write so i decided to let you know that i don't know what to write

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 13:44:23 GMT

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